This is so true!

I think I have been to hard on the political system. I have learned a lot from the last 16 years from the political system in the US.
Blow job from a consenting girl is bad, but from a prostitute it is fine.
Shooting people is bad unless you are the Vice President or make up really good stories first.
Pissing off all of our allies is good.
Actual defince of the country is far less important then blowing money to pretend to protect the country.
Fire every one who does not agree with you.
These are just five of the very important lessons I have learned. Maybe I should go into politics myself.